This is the ring you have been waiting for. This pyramid opens to reveal an excited ancient mummy who is always happy to see you, despite being wrapped up for millenia.
Magnetic Closure keeps the pyramid closed tight so your Prozac and vitamins don't fall out.
(Gold vermeil version coming soon)
☺ THIS IS FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY ☺
Please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org to pre-order this and it can be yours soon!
(love, carlen altman)