Story

IN THE BEGINNING 
(I.E. THE YEAR 5767 - AKA 2007 AD FOR THE GOYEM)
 A NICE JEWISH GIRL FROM BROOKLYN NAMED CARLEN ALTMAN
DECIDED TO CREATE JEWISH ROSARIES™
AS A HOLY SOLUTION FOR THOSE
ÜBER-COOL MEMBERS OF THE CHOSEN TRIBE
LONGING FOR A FASHION-FORWARD WAY
TO SHOW THEIR JEW-ISH PRIDE.
AND...
UNTO THEE, 
A NEW LINE/MOVEMENT KNOWN AS
"11TH COMMANDMENT™"
("Thou Shall Follow Thy Dreams")
WAS BORN...
CHAI FIVE!
Love,
Your best friend forever,
Carlen Altman